My boss is taking us out for a steak lunch for all the hard work we have been doing during our open enrollment period.
Honestly, I am so excited to eat steak that I cannot function. As a poor person who doesn’t get paid until tomorrow, the idea of having a steak sounds better than any sexual offer I could receive.
I’m a real life version of that, “yasssssss” gif right now.
God, I love steak. I’m sorry to all my veggie followers.