Life as I Know it.

Thoughts, feelings, pictures and who knows what else from a guy who who is about to turn 32 and moved from Pittsburgh to Miami.You'll laugh, you'll cry or you'll cry while laughing at me.

I'm Just someone who wants to enjoy life. I mind my own business, keep to myself and just try to have a good time. Have a good one with me and don't take things too seriously.

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jocelynm:

If Kelly Osbourne can get skinny and hot, so can I.

  • Coworker: Oh my God, are you ok? Your eyes are so swollen.
  • Me: I've had a long weekend.

Happy to be alive, not happy to be back at work.

So this guy is a friend of a few friends of mine. We all went out this weekend because we have friends in town. I’ve met him before but I don’t know if when I first met him he was already sans turtleneck.

Anyway, he is an obgyn so he has access for the equipment and did everything himself. And I mean everything. This guy anesthetized himself. Like, who does that?

He should us before and after photos, kind of like they do on the Biggest Loser when the person leaves the ranch, only this was like, “here is my winter look, and here is my summer look.”

It looked fine. I mean, it looked fine with. I was worried it would look like a sweater your nana knit you for Xmas but it didn’t.

Good for him I guess? Keep those medical costs at a minimum.

The people you meet….

This weekend I met someone who performed their own circumcision.

That’s why I call DIY.

Spending my day off playing the Kim Kardashian game on my iPhone while watching Pretty Little Liars.

31 year old man, or 13 year old girl?

You decide.

This.

(via blaaargh)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Awhile back you said you were going to San Francisco. Have you gone? If so how was it?
andydoesit andydoesit Said:

In general, yes, I have gone. My first trip to San Francisco was back in 2009. I decided to go again as a sort of budget birthday present to myself. I cashed in some miles, found a cheap hotel and booked it.

I don’t go again until November and can’t wait. I love south Florida, but I miss being in a city. It will be a fun trip, for sure.

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

(via thedauntlessbrave)

It took them over three months to find that plane and now all of the sudden there is all of this footage??
My server tonight.

Tonight I was told, “I could really fall in love with you.” while the person welled up with tears.

That is really great to hear while I’m looking at the ring on your finger as you say it…

Asker tanfishy Asks:
Why are you so handsome?
andydoesit andydoesit Said:

Because God said I was worthy.